Sexy

Can you hold your breath?

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Bacon It

Everything tastes good with bacon... your final words if you eat this sandwich.

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No More Paper

Kitty has had enough of your paper shreds!

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Stretchy Lip

Stretch Armstrong is jealous of this mans bottom lip.

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Demon Cat Speaks

The demon cat has something to tell you.

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Hilarious One Tree Hill Moment

A clip so hilarious it'll make you watch One Tree Hill.

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World's Most Adorable Hockey Fight

They were each sentenced to 5 minutes in the penalty box without Game Boys.

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Cool Dog Mowing Lawn

Dogs are man's best landscaper.

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Sneaky Penalty Kick

Don't worry, the referee didn't count the goal because it was dishonest.

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Ultimate, Ultimate Frisbee Catch

This is all anyone was talking about at the post-game pizza party.

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Quadruplets Laughing Trip

Do it again, do it again!

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Drinking - Smoking - Infant

Drinking smoking bad assed baby.

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Parenting 101

This is what not to do when you're a parent at a public place.

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Fantasic Parenting

This chick is off the a great start in parenting with her newborn child.

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Me Luv Dis

Even dogs LOVE it!

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Harp Beat Box

The harp beat boxer gone wild.

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Kid Doesn't Want To Leave Verizon Store

Sometimes a family plan is just a collar and a leash.

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Chair Walk Chairtastrophe

Nothin' but carpet.

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Turtle Steals Barbeque

Slow and steady steals the grill.

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Monkey Wrangles Goat

Further proof that cowboys evolved from monkeys.

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DJ French Bulldog Scratches Like a Pro

He'd be pretty good if he'd stop playing the Baha Men over and over.

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Guy Walks Across America

I'd like to do this, but I'd want to take more than 2 minutes so I could really enjoy it.

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Japanese Wooden Tub Race

It figures! TWO HUNDRED racers in Ito City, Japan, racing down the Matsukawa River in wooden tubs and the ONLY one to sink his tub is the ONE WHITE GUY in the race.

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Green Tea Good For Your Boobs

Is there ANYTHING that GREEN TEA isn't supposed to be good for? Now it's even putting plastic surgeons out of business!

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Kitten Loves Broccoli

This kitty has found out that broccoli may be the best food on the planet and it has no plans of anyone messing with it's new love.

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Draw Bridge Crushes Boat

The slow descent of this draw bridge clips off the top of this boat and keeps the destruction going as it continues to lower.

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Not So Distant Future

Never ignore the fortune cookies... that's just bad karma.

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Potential Prom Dress

Nice prom dress, she just needs to make sure she has a baby sitter that night.

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Robot Learns to Flip Pancakes

What a stupid robot! Everyone knows you need an angular velocity of 36 degrees per second to flip a pancake.

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New Zealand Highway Longboarding

Downhill speeds in excess of 50 mph, and uphill in excess of 2 mph.

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Soccer Player Juggles Gum

Soccer is pretty cool when they're not playing soccer.

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Great Parenting

Great educated parents who always protect their children from DANGER.

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That Bear in the Way

I hope the teacher understands this concerning issue.

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Day with the Kids

Dennis needs to find new friends.

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Nasa Dentist

The dentist rocket scientist comedian.

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Hedgehog Stuck in a Tube

Dumb hedgehog. You have to roll up into a ball first.

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Girl Pukes During Wedding Toast

I guess this counts as "something borrowed."

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Skateboarding Turtle

He's a teenage normal normal turtle.

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Every Single California Gurls Parody

They're unforgettable.

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Building Goes Upside-Down

"Again!" said all of the children still trapped inside.

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Old Man Only One Having Fun at Party

He must be celebrating his new hip.

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For Sale By Owner

You can't turn away from this spectacular deal!

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Advanced

This boy is pretty advanced, he's already in second base and he's barely potty trained.

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Piano Phones

Play chopsticks.

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Speedo Dude Fails

Some douche bag in a speedo fails hard.

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Dog Versus Man Dance Battle

Then they had a create-a-civilization battle, which was more one-sided.

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Army Secures Port-o-Potty

When terrorists poop, they will be ready.

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News Anchor Can't Believe Airlines Charge for Sex

They nickel and dime you for everything these days.

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20 Parrot Tricks in 2 Minutes

I used to have a parrot that could do this, but all his tricks were "fly" and "poop on the floor."

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Baby Panda Stuck in a Tree

As the old saying goes, what goes up must get stuck in a tree, be really cute and eventually come down.

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